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Happy
Hillbilly
One day a Hillbilly named Jim Bob,
phoned the FBI. "Howdy, is this here that FBI place?"
"Yes", the agent said. "What do you want?" "I'm
Callin to report muh neighbor, Billy Bob! He's been
ahidin maryjuaner inside his farwood." "Thank you
very much for the call sir. We will investigate this
immediately." The next day the FBI agents descended
on Billy Bob's house!
They searched the entire woodpile. Using axes they
cut open every piece of wood but found no
marijuana!!! Finally, angry and exhausted, they
left.
Soon thereafter, Jim Bob came to visit Billy Bob. Jim
Bob said "Hey Billy Bob, did some FBI fellers come ta
yer house?" Billy Bob said "Yeah! They was here." Jim
Bob asked, "Did they chop yer farwood?" "Yep!! They
shore did!" replied Billy Bob. To which Jim Bob said,
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY BUDDY
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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